I did it.
I'm sure many others have been there at one point or another.
I signed up for a race.
That might be a Kids race.
Let's view the registered participants.
You don't see me?
I looked at the participants before I clicked SUBMIT.
And since I got scared that it might be a Kids race, I opted OUT of displaying my name.
This is my hometown.
A 1-mile race ahead of the annual x-mas parade.
I do not believe this 1-mile race is held annually. Might be the inaugural?
Again. My hometown.
I don't know any of these people!
And there's a bunch of kids!
I do know OF one person.
Our 28 year old mayor.
Fresh off a DUI conviction. Sweet!
What to do then?
Bring one of my kids along? And not race it?
Try to knock out a 5:30 mile?
But veer into the crowd if it looks completely uncool?
Guess we'll find out on race day!